Myth 2: We can't BELIEVE what that chick is wearing!

Ladies, when your guy friends or boyfriend or husband or brother sees a girl in tight-fitting or revealing clothing...something that shows off their tits, cleavage, ass, or even vagina...and claim they are offended or put-off by it: don't believe them.

I mean, sure, we might think the girl with the camel-toe or clearly-visible pantyline is kinda tacky, but we're also thinking about sex INSTANTLY upon seeing the outline of her vagina or when a girl is nipping out. We LOVE that sort of thing, even if it's on that deeply-seated PRIMAL FUCK level. Again, it might not even be conscious, but we are instantly turned on...if even just slightly.

We SAY "God, what a slut...I can't believe she's wearing that." or, at the very least, agree with you via nod when YOU say it, but in reality we're probably entranced by the fact that the woman in question wore something in public that almost entirely reveals her tits or rides so far up her ass as to almost appear painted on. Maybe she did it on purpose to get attention or maybe she's just completely unaware of what NOT to wear to the supermarket. It doesn't matter. We're interested, even if we don't want to admit it.

Heck, we might even go on about it and try to follow said subject with you in tow under the auspices of laughing at or criticizing the girl from afar for a bit longer, but what we're really trying to do is prolong the experience of checking out this hoochie. In fact, it might even be a thrill to do this in your presence. Maybe we like the idea that we're getting away with something. Maybe we like that you think we're not a total pig...when in reality that's the CORE of what we are.

More on being a "pig" later...but be advised: We WILL be jerking it to thoughts of that girl who works at the coffee-shop down the street that always seems to forget to wear a bra ("gah, how tacky!)...but don't worry, we'll probably wait to do it until after you go to sleep.